“Hey did you ever get those new arm guards you asked for?”
“Yeah, Coulson gave them to me last week.”
“So clearly it’s just my requisition forms that get lost in admin”
“What did you ask for?”
“A pet chinchilla”
“I don’t think you’re going to get a chinchilla, Wade.”
“Nope. Apparently mom loves you best.”
I just keep imagining Nick Fury being like “I’VE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERF*CKING BEDAZZLERS. DOES IT LOOK LIKE IT SHOULD BE BEDAZZLED? STARK, STOP LAUGHING OR I SWEAR I WILL BEDAZZLE THE BUTT OF YOUR SUIT.”
